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[pendantry]

[There's so much to do in one day around Luceti, if you only put your mind to it. Take two enterprising, bored souls, give them a fight scenario and the arena in which to implement it, and enough free time, and bam! Instant entertainment. Two souls engaged in an epic battle to the finish with their strangely elemental animal companions. A champion-strength trainer and a laid-back but motivated beginner. Imagine the spectacle!

So it's much more fun when a very large and colorful bird - with four wings! - comes half-flying, half-drifting down into the middle of your crazy pokémon training, right boys?]


[Voiced, later on]

Hey! What are you-

["You" doesn't acknowledge the protest, choosing to make his announcement instead.]

Hey, hey, hey Luuuuceti! We've got a charming young lady here, and she's got a problem! You see, some dastardly fiend has stolen her clothes, so whoever did that---

[A solid strike sound, when the other guy punches Masaomi in the face.]

Has anyone ever told you about a little thing called manners?

It's all in good fuuuuun, senpai!!!

[The journal changes hands again, to arguably safer hands this time as Silver snatches it away.]

...Give it back.

[[ooc: Raven, Masaomi, and Special!Silver are causing a commotion. Expect threadjacking. Welcome it. Embrace it.]]

Comments

[generalflirt]

[He shakes his head. No, Linda can't reliably lift both of them that long. The dugtrio seems to have been taken out. Linda is getting some rest on the ground. As for Masaomi though, he races past him to go get Raven]

Beauty! Heeey, wait!

[tsuntrader]

[Oh, whoops. He should probably focus on their guest. Right. He'll finally give Raven his complete attention; the simulation is bound to start fading soon anyway.]

Welcome to Luceti. You've been dragged here from another world and can't go home by your own free will. There's a giant barrier surrounding the place that no one can break through, and this is the only village inside of it. People are regularly kidnapped, drafted, and experimented on, and if you feel particularly stupid, you can sign up to do stuff to the guys who kidnap and experiment on us.

On the bright side, everything's free.

[pendantry]

I'm not stupid.

[Most of those things aren't possible. This is no Forest of Beginning and even if it were. These humans wouldn't be here, mostly alive.]

[generalflirt]

Didn't think so, Onee-chan. But we're not fooling, my pal here- [And clapping Silver on the back, perhaps harder than he needed to] is just a fan of being deadpan.

[tsuntrader]

[Sure, it might have been a little harder than he needed to, but Silver doesn't really acknowledge it.] I wouldn't bother making up such a crazy story.

[pendantry]

It doesn't make any sense.

[generalflirt]

Yeah, we get that a lot.

[tsuntrader]

I never said it makes sense.