[This. This is not real. It's not real and it's not happening, either, because...
...Well, because she's never met another one. Even a blue-and-yellow one. And she doesn't know how to make a filter. So if he can last through five minutes of silence while she wars with herself over what to say, whether to say anything at all - it's kind of a secret - looking hard at the tabletop and blushing and fuming because this isn't what she expected at all...]
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...Well, because she's never met another one. Even a blue-and-yellow one. And she doesn't know how to make a filter. So if he can last through five minutes of silence while she wars with herself over what to say, whether to say anything at all - it's kind of a secret - looking hard at the tabletop and blushing and fuming because this isn't what she expected at all...]
Me too.